Poor Amy Winehouse. Today she celebrated her one year anniversary by herself. While husband, Blake remains behind bars, Wino had to make due with the flowers left by fans. And she didn’t look happy about it. Yikes.
To make matters worse, it’s been reported that she is asking Blake for a divorce. Thus they won’t have a second time to get it right.
Eat something, Amy. For the love of God.
Well, you heard it here first (suck that Perez!). I’m hearing that Justin Timberlake is getting ready to pop the question to Jessica Biel. That’s right, after dating everyone else in Hollywood, he’s finally settling down with the prettiest one.
And since her latest movie just got shut down (poor David O Russell), looks like she’ll have time to start planning the wedding. Surprisingly, this will be the first marriage for both of them.
Good luck kids!
Whoa, Kate Hudson has been a busy woman! Since her divorce she has been romantical with just about everyone but Kurt Russell. I mean wasn’t she supposedly engaged to Owen Wilson last week?
Well this week is looks like she’s getting all cozy with Tour de France dude, Lance Armstrong. Color me what the fuck! Don’t these people eat? At least Lance is a step up from Owen. Gotta give her that.
Who wants to take a guess at how long this one will last? I say Tuesday.
Well, the wait is finally over. Indiana Jones returns this Friday! Harrison Ford, Steven Spielberg, Cate Blanchett, and Shia LaBeouf are all in Cannes for the World Premiere. After the screening, it got a three and half minute standing ovation! And those French critics are harsh.
So good news so far. But please, even if it sucks, it’s gonna make a gajillion dollars. Anyone remember The Davinci Code?
And filmmaker George Lucas is already talking sequel. And next time he wants his leading man to be… Shia. That’s right, if there is an Indy 5, LaBeouf is taking the reigns. Although Lucas is saying he’d love for Ford to come back too, but more in a “Sean Connery type role”. Ouch.
Ellen and Portia are making it legal.
Due to the California Supreme Court ruling (see below), the two are swapping vows! Good luck, gals!
The California Supreme Court has ruled that gays and lesbians have the constitutional right to get married. Amen! This means that same sex couples can legally marry in about 25 days. It’s about time. Equal rights for everybody!!
Someone not so happy with the ruling is this tool…
Attorney Mathew Staver is already in the process of raising up to 20 million dollars to make sure the voters in California overturn the ruling in November. TWENTY MILLIONS DOLLARS?!?! Sure, let’s not spend that money feeding the homeless or curing the sick, let’s stop intelligent adults from marrying one another.
What a total dick.
And speaking of gay…
Train wreck Lindsay LocoHan and DJ Samantha “Sam” Ronson are reportedly very very very good friends. Ronson looks uncannily like my paperboy. Maybe she’s moonlighting?
LocoHan had a throw down with Ashley Olsen in New York where she screamed “Get your 15-year-old ‘Full House’ ass away from my girlfriend?” at the mini Olsen. When you see a trashed Oompa Loompa coming at ya, the best thing to do is flee. Which is exactly what Ashley did.
A lot of girls’ sexuality is liquid, so this is all probably too good to be true, but we can hope.
Anybody have any ideas for a super cute couple tag we can pin on these two lovebirds?
Youtube and Myspace sensation, TINA, finally announced the winners of her essay contest. And the winners are…
Sonja from Rhode Island
Kate from Ohio
Lorena from California
The three lucky winners will have a song written about their name that will be performed by Tina herself. Can’t wait to hear them!
Guess which remodeled “actress” from a famous zip code pissed herself during dinner in a Los Angeles restaurant? That’s right, said famous person didn’t even try to excuse herself. When her dinner companions realized what she had done (and were horrified) she just said that since she’s so “famous”, it was too much of a pain to go to the bathroom and deal with the public. TRUE STORY
Lick Perez Hilton’s sweaty ball sack…
OR
Have a car run over your tongue?
I sure as hell know what I’d do. Let me know what you would do!