LocoHan Munching Carpet?
Train wreck Lindsay LocoHan and DJ Samantha “Sam” Ronson are reportedly very very very good friends. Ronson looks uncannily like my paperboy. Maybe she’s moonlighting?
LocoHan had a throw down with Ashley Olsen in New York where she screamed “Get your 15-year-old ‘Full House’ ass away from my girlfriend?” at the mini Olsen. When you see a trashed Oompa Loompa coming at ya, the best thing to do is flee. Which is exactly what Ashley did.
A lot of girls’ sexuality is liquid, so this is all probably too good to be true, but we can hope.
Anybody have any ideas for a super cute couple tag we can pin on these two lovebirds?