Looks like Jimmy Fallon is going to be taking over the Late Night talk show, when Conan O’Brien leaves to replace Jay Leno (finally!).
That seems like a good fit. How much you want to bet that Drew Barrymore is his first guest? Since Fallon’s new wife is Drew’s producing partner, I’d put money on it. Hell, not a bad way to start.
Law and Order actor, Dennis Farina was busted at Los Angeles International airport today. And they STILL have him. Seems that Farina tried to board a flight with an unregistered LOADED gun in his briefcase! Day-um! Has he been under a rock the past 7 years. You can’t board a plane with contact lens solution and he tried to get on one with a loaded gun!?
The police took him in and because the gun was also not registered, they’re charging him with a felony!
Farina’s latest film, What Happens in Vegas, opened over the weekend.
Okay, not really. American Idol finalist, David Archuleta’s bone head dad has FINALLY been banned from the show’s rehearsals. We’ve known for some time now that the poor kid’s dad is… well, let’s just say overbearing. Briton has heard from several sources that the guy yells at his son if he makes the slightest mistake. Nice.
It’s obvious who REALLY wants to win American Idol. I mean David probably wants to win, but good old dad is BANKING on it.
The dumbass was banned by the Idol producers because he told David to sing some unapproved lyrics which cost the Fox show extra money.
Oh well, David will more than likely go on to win (I think he’s rather boring, myself) and his dad will more than likely continue to ruin his life. The best thing that could happen to that kid is if he DIDN’T win.
it just keeps getting better! We all know (cause he won’t shut up about it) that Perez Hilton is on a diet. And Briton thinks everyone should be as healthy as they can be, so he supports Perez losing weight. All that extra poundage can’t be very good for the fuck wad’s heart. So thumbs up on the diet.
Well NOW he’s gone and changed his hair again. And this time he doesn’t look like a clown. It’s actually a “normal” color. But he’s still acting like he’s so edgy and shit. When all he’s REALLY doing is trying to look hot. Pathetic. And a little bit sad.
Check it out for yourself. Sad.
Also, he pimps his mom out on another video. For Mother’s Day. Classy. Briton hopes never to have to pimp out Mother Spears. But she is rather entertaining, so you never know.
And she’s not on crack! Over the weekend Whitney Houston returned to the stage at the Legend’s Ball in London. And she was better than ever! I was lucky enough to attend and let me tell you, it was well worth it. She sounded and looked amazing.
She also brought daughter Bobbi Kristina up for a duet. I was hoping for an awesome bitch fight, but Houston told the crowd that she was the “love of her life”, which was pretty amazing since Bobbi supposedly tried to stab her a week ago. Guess they kissed and made up. Well, it is Mother’s Day.
Whitney is still hoping to release her new album by the end of the year. I can’t wait, it’s gonna be fucking awesome!
Shannon Elizabeth is apparently dating her Dancing With The Stars dance partner, Derek Hough. I don’t know whether I’m shocked more that she’s dating a guy 12 years younger than her, or that someone asked her to be on Dancing With The Stars?
Either way, people are saying she dumped her math teacher boyfriend and is getting it on with Derek. Well, it’s her life, right? Now that they kicked her “gangly” ass off the show, the two love birds will have much more time to sit around and talk about religion and other deep stuff.
It’s being reported that Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson are engaged. I love it! Please be true! Please be true! This is one train wreck we can just sit back and watch.
They’re both so annoying that they totally deserve each other. And didn’t he try to kill himself when she broke up with him last time? I’m afraid this isn’t going to end well, folks.
And I’m not even going to mention all the half naked guys he’s always running around with. i wish them the best of luck. They’re going to need it.
Okay that nick name sucks. Can you help think of a better one? I don’t like Maniston because douche bag Perez Hilton uses it as a way to be a dick to Jennifer.
So it’s finally out. Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are getting cozy. I’m happy for her. She’s a really nice person. She deserves a little action.
The two holed up at the Mondrian hotel in Miami, where she’s shooting Marley & Me with Owen Wilson (more on him later). According to the other guests they looked “really happy”. Well no shit, the picture shows us that.
Hope she gets some action for a while.
Jenny Garth is heading back to her old stomping grounds of 90210. It’s been confirmed that Kelly Taylor WILL be returning to West Beverly Hills High… only this time as the guidance counselor. Sexy!
So far Jenny is the only original character to be asked to star in the new 90210 part deux. It’s being said that it’s not a lead role, but more of a recurring one. Hey, guess you have to be happy with that they throw ya, right?
CW should get Shannon Doherty to come back as a crazy drunk lady who lives in the neighborhood with a bunch of cats. Ratings gold!
Mariah CaRazy just got a wedding present from her new hubby, Nick Cannon. It’s a 17 carat pink diamond ring! And the fucker cost almost $3 Mil!! Where the hell does Nick Cannon get $3 million dollars to buy a ring?
So I guess it’s more believable that Miss CaRazy bought her own damn wedding gift. That’s what you get when you marry a youngun. She should know, that’s why she married Mr Moneybags, Tommy Mottola the first time around.
I guess it’s worth paying the bills so your hubby doesn’t have to take Viagra.