PEREZ HILTON IS AN EGOMANIACAL, ANNOYING FUCK. THE REIGN OF THE “QUEEN OF ALL MEDIA” IS ABOUT TO COME TO AN END MY FRIENDS. THE DAY WHERE YOU WILL HAVE A CHOICE AS TO WHERE TO GET THE LATEST ENTERTAINMENT NEWS AND GOSSIP IS QUICKLY APPROACHING.
APRIL 21, BITCHES!!
BRITON IS COMING! DON’T MISS THE FUN. THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET GOOD.
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SO KEEP CHECKING BACK, BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE YOUR EYES!
BRITON