by Briton — published on April 22nd, 2008

Hillary “Don’t Count Me Out” Clinton has done it again. She’s won another huge battleground state. She beat Barack Obama by double digits to take the Pennsylvania Democratic primary. This was a must win for Hillary. And so the race continues.
Oh yeah, and some guy named McCain won the Republican primary.
Technorati Tags: Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, politics
by Briton — published on April 22nd, 2008

Hey guys, saw FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL last night. Leading lady, Kristen Bell, is truly amazing. Right here and now I’m letting everyone know that she’s going to be a huge star. Not only is she cute as a button, she can actually ACT. I never saw VERONICA MARS, so I’m not too familiar with her earlier work. She apparently has a theatre background, which is always a good sign.
Keep an eye on this one, kids. And remember you heard it here first! HUGE!!!
Technorati Tags: Kristen Bell, Rising Star, Sarah Marshall, Veronica Mars
by Briton — published on April 22nd, 2008

Harry Potter cutie, Emma Watson was snatched… I mean snapped leaving her birthday party at Automat in Mayfair the other night. Thank God it was her 18th birthday, or I wouldn’t be able to show you guys this picture.
But what’s the big deal, Harry himself showed his uncut bits on the London stage for months. And now he’s coming to Broadway to do more of the same.
I think Emma just wanted to get in on the action.
Technorati Tags: crotch, Daniel Radcliff, Emma Watson, Harry Potter
by Briton — published on April 21st, 2008

American Idol contestant, David Cook, seems to already have a number 1 album. His self-released album, “David Cook,” is at the top of the charts and he hasn’t even won! Isn’t the point of the show for the contestants to TRY for the chance of having a hit album?
Cook’s 2006 CD, “Analog Heart,” was the No. 1 downloaded album all weekend on Amazon’s MP3 service. It even beat Miss Carey’s “E=MC2.” Ouch! Mimi will not be pleased with this news.
Do you guys think it’s fair for an American Idol contestant to already have a #1 album?
UPDATE
I’ve just learned that David Cook’s album is no longer available on Amazon’s MP3 site. Hmmmm… I wonder why?
Technorati Tags: American Idol, David Cook, Mariah Carey
by Briton — published on April 21st, 2008

It’s just been announced that the Queen of Pop (and the world) will be headlining the Main Stage of BBC (my alma mater!) Radio 1’s Big Weekend on May 11! Other fun groups such as Scouting For Girls and Goldfrapp will also be playing. And what’s even better, Briton will be there to tell you all how it goes down!!
If you want a free ticket, go HERE and register. We’ll see you there!!!
Technorati Tags: BBC, Big Weekend, concert, Goldfrapp, Madonna
by Briton — published on April 21st, 2008

Liz Hurley stunned the world today when she announced how she stays so glamorously thin. She doesn’t bother with eating less or actually exercising, she just has herself AIRBRUSHED. Now why didn’t we think of that?! She says she also “touches up” family pictures of husband Arun Nayar and son, Damian. Now that I think of it, in their last Christmas photo card Arun did look an awful lot like Hugh Grant.
Maybe there’s something to it after all.
Technorati Tags: airbrushed, Arun Nayar, diet, Hugh Grant, Liz Hurley
by Briton — published on April 21st, 2008

Sandra Bullock and her husband, Jesse James, thankfully escaped injury when the car they were riding in was hit head on by a drunk driver. When the police breathalyzed the driver of the car, they found that she was more than double the drink drive limit.
I know what you’re thinking, and no it wasn’t Paris or Lindsay trying to snag Sandy’s latest role. The driver was 64 years old. Looks like granny was hitting the bottle over the weekend. Bullock is in Massachusetts filming the upcoming comedy “The Proposal”.
Hey everybody, if you’re going to drink, do what Briton does, and call a cab!
Technorati Tags: car crash, drunk driver, Jesse James, Sandra Bullock
by Briton — published on April 21st, 2008

Hey guys, it seems that all the jet setting Paris Hilton has been up to lately with her boy toy, Benji Madden has really “played havoc with her skin and has given her acne”. Paris stopped into a spa at Heathrow airport in London for an emergency facial over the weekend. I’d say it’s more likely something to do with all the cum facials she’s been getting lately. Doesn’t she know you’re supposed to wash your face after that? Apparently not. Benji might want to start drinking more water.
Technorati Tags: Benji Madden, facial, Heathrow, Paris Hilton, zits
by Briton — published on April 21st, 2008

How cool is this!? Amy Winehouse is going to be writing the theme song to the latest James Bond film, A QUANTUM OF SOLACE. She will follow in the very iconic footsteps of Shirley Bassey, Madonna, Tina Turner, Paul McCartney, and Louis Armstrong. And NOT such iconic footsteps of Sheena Easton (For Your eyes Only), Rita Coolidge (All Time High), and a-ha (The Living Daylights).
Amy says she wants hers to be in the vein of mega diva Bassey’s “Goldfinger” and “Diamonds Are Forever”. Sounds good to me. Go Amy!
Technorati Tags: Amy Winehouse, James Bond, Madonna, Shirley Bassey, Soundtrack
by Briton — published on April 18th, 2008

This my friends, is NOT the devil. Perez Hilton would like you to think otherwise. Now let me just start out by saying that I do not own one Avril Lavigne cd. That doesn’t mean that I don’t like her music, it just means I’m probably not her biggest fan either. Either way, day in and day out Perez takes it upon himself to attack this young girl. Not to say that she’s “weak”, I’d put my money on her kicking Perez’s ass ANY day.
So… I just thought it would be appropriate to start my blog with one of the people Perez despises the most.
Fuck Perez.
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