Sweetie Darling
She still looks absolutely fabulous! Joanna Lumley, AKA Patsy Stone, arrives at the BAFTA Awards in London, and looked stunning. Looks like all the drugs and drinks worked!
Archive for April, 2008
Scarlett Falls Down
Scarlett Johansson just released the first music video from her album, Anywhere I Lay My Head. The song, Falling Down, is a cover of a Tom Waits song. Yikes. Only Tom Waits should do Tom Waits. And only a true singer should release an album.
Alanis Morissette must be loving life today!
Hendrix Following Hilton?
Rock legend, Jimmi Hendrix, is apparently trying to one up Paris Hilton. Dead from a drug overdose nearly 40 years ago, Hendrix is just now getting around to finally release his very own sex tape! Does anyone really want to see this?
The 11 minute tape apparently shows Jimmi rockin it with two chicks in a hotel room. It’s not been confirmed that it is actually Hendrix, but if it turns out to be, maybe his very own reality series on Fox is on the horizon.
Amy Winehouse Coming to US?
Creepy douchebag, Perez Hilton says “exclusively” that Winehouse is headed our way this summer for a series of concerts. God knows he’s usually wrong, but the thought of her actually being let into the country put such a smile on my face, I decided to forward it along.
And it sounds like US liquor distributors are going to be really psyched. During Wino’s last tour, she requested the following items be waiting for her in her dressing room.
2 bottles of red wine
1 large bottle of vodka
1 bottle of champagne
1 bottle of brandy
1 case of lager
40 Marlboro Lights
chocolate
3 “good quality” HOT pizzas
She also asked for “two competent, sober local crew,” and noted that if the pizzas are not hot, “the band will refuse them.” Damn, and I was hoping she might actually be eating.
RonaldHO
This goes in the “WHOA” category. Soccer star, Ronaldo has gone into hiding after the news broke that he hired THREE transvestite hookers!
Of course his story is that he didn’t know they were trannys, but look at the “chick” above. Even if he WAS a woman, would you still pay to have sex with her?!
Of course Scary Tranny says he was using drugs. Whereas prostitution IS legal in Brazil, drug use still isn’t. Ronaldo seems to be in a no win situation here. However this ends up, dude needs to get some glasses.
Miley! Miley! Miley!
Okay, we hate jumping on the bandwagon, but since everyone else on the planet seems to this is “news”, our hands are tied. I have no idea what the big deal is about these Vanity Fair photos. It’s probably the nicest picture I’ve ever seen of Miley. It’s tasteful. It’s pretty. It’s art.
Annie Leibovitz did yet another beautiful shoot. The fact that Miley (and Disney) are apologizing and pointing fingers because of it, is a fucking joke.
If they wanted another boring, uninspired shot of her for yet ANOTHER magazine, they should have just taken her to Sears Portrait Studio.
Can we move on please?!
Don’t Mess With This Chick!
Cause she’ll fuck you up. Bad.
UFO Freaks Out Arizona… Again!
Another sighting of unexplained flying objects was reported in Phoenix last night. Thousands of residents reported seeing red colored lights that formed a square and then a triangle. The local Air Force said the red lights were not part of any Air Force activities. The lights were visible for about 13 minutes.
In 1997, thousands of residents reported seeing a mile-wide, v-shaped formation of lights over the Phoenix area. In that case, the lights appeared for about three hours.
The truth is out there, people!
Let Them Eat Cake!
Little Suri Cruise had quite the 2nd birthday party over the weekend. On top of having Will Smith and David Beckham on the guest list, it seems that mom and dad spent about $5000.00 on the cakes alone. And I mean cakeS. Apparently each guest got their own. That’s right, why give everyone a piece, when you can give them an entire cake?!
The cakes were from LA bakery Sweet Lady Janes, which happens to be Briton’s favorite bakery too, so at least they have good taste.
I know you work hard for your millions, Tom, but did you really have to spend $5000.00 on cake? Couldn’t you have spent like $1000.00 and sent the extra $4000.00 to Somalia? Just a thought.
Kidman’s Dad in Hospital
While picking up the Astra Award for Favorite Personality last night in Sydney, Nicole Kidman tearfully announced that her father was in hospital. He apparently underwent heart surgery.
Hopefully he is on the mend. Nicole and her husband, Keith Urban, are expecting their first child this summer. She has two adopted children with her ex-husband, some guy named Tom.